Matt Langer

2009

December

November 8

October 42

September 27

August 58

July 40

June 80

May 54

April 60

March 78

February 59

January 67

2008

December 66

November 61

October 94

September 134

August 154

July 81

June 37

May 40

April 45

March

February

January

“There have been no masterpieces. I define a...

giantrobotlasers: I’m about to hit the hay, but just had a thought. There are more people actively...

Maverick, star of the the cinematic classic “Top Gun”, man of this airborne...

Sent this image as an MMS to all the non-iPhone owners in my...

En Vogue, “My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It)” I just had a rightous...

Ha, god, I crack myself up.

Better (a corollary)

I was in the office late last night when I ran across something from one of the more prominent...

Things Roland Barthes Likes¹

via Roland Barthes by Roland Barthes, p. 120: cinnamon lettuce cheese spices frangipan ...

Toots & The Maytals, “Take Me Home, Country Roads”

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All the requisite manual dexterity of a game of Twister but none of the fun sexual tension. What...

“What was once before you—an exciting, mysterious...”
— Synecdoche, New York

So when I was 22 I taught myself all of Stephen Malkmus’ dance moves from this video and got a...

“That doesn’t say much about the regular Christ if the...”
— Billy, on the recent polling...

There’s a classic moment in the third season of “The West Wing” when Bartlet goes...

“Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole, And at the...”
— Geoffrey Chaucer, The...

“All of my life, I have been told that the Beatles are the...”
— Hipster Runoff, on...

This footage of the President stumping for healthcare in Minneapolis is vintage, campaign trail...

Pets are what allow us to talk to ourselves without feeling like we’re talking to ourselves.

Each year it gets a little easier. Yesterday I was only dimly aware of the approaching anniversary....

Ocean Beach, San Francisco, CA. (via)

Briefly noted: I worked my way through college as a waiter, yet I’ve never felt the need...

Amtrak #2159

On a train to the city. It’s a familiar route, and one I take regularly. I need these long...

Just spotted this in my laundry room. Yes, I’m the...

Apparently the only thing that can one-up a heist involving five thieves who lift $40k of...

You can really only sit down to watch the same lesser work...

This is how I look today. I look like this because I...